Well, it’s the end of May…The laughter never stops!

Steve Ginsberg lost his wallet at a testimonial dinner. He went to the microphone and announced: “Ladies and gentlemen, I’ve lost my wallet, with eight hundred dollars in it. Whoever finds it will get a reward of fifty dollars.” From the back was heard, “I’ll give seventy-five!”

So, Ginsburg says to Tiffany, his daughter, “I hoped you liked that new boy you went out with last night. He comes from a very good family and he’s got a good future.” His daughter says, “To tell you the truth, Pops, I had to slap his face last night.” Surprised, her father replies, “He got fresh with you?” And Tiffany replies, “No, Pops, I thought he was dead!”

This part is true, the joke follows…my grandmother Carrie and my grandfather Isidor came to America in 1940. When he completed his citizenship exam, the judge asked him, “Mr. Weil, was this difficult for you?” My grandfather said, “Not for me. For you!” So, this is joke…The judge was examining Mr. Weil, and asked, “Where is the seat of the Federal Government?” My grandfather said, “In Vashington, D.C.” “Good, Mr. Weil. Now what does D. C. stand for?” “De Capital!”

Mrs. Klein: “Can you tell if your husband is lying or not, just by looking at his face?”

Mrs. Gross: “No trouble at all, Mrs. Klein. If his lips are moving, he’s lying.” Hmmm

New Yorkers will appreciate this one…In New York City, a religious-school teacher asked a boy: “Who defeated the Philistines?” The kid snapped back, “If they don’t play the Mets, I don’t keep track of ‘em!”